Money on Trees...

Mom always said, "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees!""

But if money is made from paper and paper comes from trees, then isn't she wrong?.

Got Just the Past...

Wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, "Do you want to know about your husband's future?"

Without hesitation, the wife responds. "I will decide his future, you just tell me about his past."

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